Californian wants Nunavut T-shirt

I am quite a distance from your territory.

In fact, I’m sitting in a library in a little town called Lompoc, California, and wondering if someone reading this letter could send me an e-mail with information on how to purchase a Nunavut T-shirt.

It’s a strange request, but, then, most people from California are a little weird. Also, being a permanent resident of McDonald’s, I need a size 2XXL, preferably a 50-50 blend of cotton and polyester.

Now that you’ve all stopped laughing, is there anyone who could help me with my search? I’d even be willing to exchange a Nunavut shirt for a Lompoc shirt.

Thanks.

And I hope to visit your lovely land some day soon.

Joseph L. Carlson
Lompoc, California
joemae@webtv.net
805) 736-5311