When in doubt, follow the flab

As a contribution to “emergency preparedness,” I wish to offer the following suggestion.

If you are caught at the Ottawa airport during an electrical black-out or if you’re in too much of a hurry to read the ‘Departures’ screen and you’re searching for a Nunavut flight, do this:

Simply look for where more than half the waiting passengers are overweight, some verging on obesity.

I hope this piece of information will prove helpful.

(Name withheld by request)
Iqaluit

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